Fun With Your Roommate

Fun With Your Roommate

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Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day.
If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class....
Give him/her an allowance.
Listen to radio static.
Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
Speak into a walkie-talkie in truckers terms.
Divide the floor into an 8 X 8 grid. Arrange piles of laundry, books, pizza boxes, etc.
Cover one of the walls with polaroids of fire hydrants from all over the city.
Tell your roommate that you think that you were a dog in a former life....
Get a small, battery-operated clock which ticks very loudly.
Put it in a briefcase and put the briefcase next to your roommate's bed....
Expound upon the importance of good personal hygiene.
Wear rubber gloves and a surgical mask in the room....
Eat an entire bag of cheese curls at once. When you are finished, see how many times you can make orange fingerprints from all of the cheese junk left on your fingers.

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