1 ) If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
2 ) If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
3 ) If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
4 ) If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
5 ) If Dilbert is your hero
6 ) If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
7 ) If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
8 ) If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
9 ) If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50
10) If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal
point in the right place
11) If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
12) If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car
13) If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
hanging coats and taping ducts
14) If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find
the burnt-out bulb in the string
15) If you window shop at Radio Shack
16) If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
17) If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
18) If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that
actually takes five minutes to run
19) If you are convinced you can build a phazer out of your garage door opener
and your camera's flash attachment
20) If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is
21) If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
22) If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
23) If you own "Official Star Trek" anything
24) If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside
25) If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
