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• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
  Horn broken, watch for finger. Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton....
• Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
• Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  ** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
• Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....