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15> Use FedEx's new "Not Very Important" class.
14> Looks like that battalion of army ants you've been training
can be used for more than just conquering the world.
13> Mark package "For Clinton Defense Fund" and give it to any
Chinese dude.
12> Throw them in Santa's sleigh, then mark out the pages in his
Filofax up to December 24th.
11> Dress it up as a woman, place it on a street corner, wait for
Eddie Murphy.
10> First: Lash package to Frank Gifford's back. Next: Tie
Frank Gifford to rocket. Finally: Re-run hotel room video
for Kathie Lee.
9> Use "TeamsterMail" -- Wrap it in newspaper with a dead fish.
8> "Hey Jimmy, instead of cutting my grass this week, how'd you
like to ride your bike to Chicago?"
7> For quick shuttle between Boulder and Brentwood, stick it in
Geraldo's video truck.
6> Hands Across America II
5> Wrap it around a pipe bomb and wait for Richard Jewell to
pick it up.
4> "Pony Express '97" -- Actually just three guys and a Ford
Mustang.
3> In New York City: carrier rat
2> Two words: Big-ass slingshot
and the Number 1 Way To Send Packages During the UPS Strike...
1> With my "package", I alone do the deliverin', if you know
what I mean.
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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