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16> "...and now, here's the new owner of the Marlins,
Mr. Tony Montana."
15> "These long games must be part of NBC's 'Must-Sleep TV'
programming strategy."
14> "Y'know, Livan -- Win, lose or draw, this sure beats workin'
a real job!"
13> "Sell! This parade is gonna cause a ticker tape shortage
that'll rock Wall Street!!"
12> "Hey look. The temperature equals Hershiser’s age."
11> "With all of the Cuban-Americans here, I'd have thought
these Castro posters would have sold better."
10> "Is it just me, or is Dan Marino getting fat?"
9> "If that organist plays 'La Cucaracha' *ONE* more time, I'm
gonna take a bat to his head."
8> "Peanuts! Popcorn! Spanish - English Dictionaries!"
7> "Ahh, the old 'Throw-a-snowball-to-the-plate-then-pick-the-
runner-off-first-base' trick."
6> "Why on earth would anyone name a baseball team after that
'Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom' guy?"
5> "Hey ump! Check the pitcher's green card!!"
4> "I can hardly bring myself to suit up tonight, knowing that
gentle songsmith John Denver will never again pen one of
his wistful melodies."
3> "No, Mrs. Schott, they're not *really* Indians..."
2> "Please welcome the cast of 'Annie', who will sing our
national anthem... --Oh I'm sorry, that's HANSON!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the World Series...
1> "I don't know why the man keeps grabbing his pee-pee, Bobby."
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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