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Barry Scheck is Losing It
(The infamous Mr. Scheck is the attorney
representing the famous "British nanny," and
was also a member of O.J. Simpson's "Dream Team.")
15> Continually refers to nanny defendant as "Miss Drescher."
14> Claims Mark Fuhrman planted a bloody bib.
13> Walks in wearing only boxers, clutching his trousers in his
upraised fists, shrieking, "If my pants don't fit, you must
acquit!!"
12> Giggles uncontrollably when asked if he'd like to poll the
jury.
11> Next high profile case? Top 5 List v. Girl Scouts of America
10> Sprays on athlete's foot medication then shouts "What about
THAT, Mr. Fungus!?!"
9> Responds to every judicial decision favorable to the defense
by saying, "I'm lawyerrrrrific!"
8> Keeps muttering "You win some, you lose some. Either way, you
*still* get a zillion dollars."
7> Keeps trying to introduce scientific T&A evidence.
6> Buoyed by his success in the O.J. trial, makes failed attempt
to play the "Stuffy British Person card" in the nanny trial.
5> His next case? Defending Kato Kaetlin against the charge of
being a no-talent, pretty-boy freeloader!
4> "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury... I have a live Cod in my
shorts, and it's doing the Macarena."
3> Points to his head and says, "Your Honor, I object to
everything said by the 'Bad Barry.'"
2> He comes to work dressed only in a diaper, then tells judge
he made a "blicky" and that he needs to be changed.
and the Number 1 Sign Barry Scheck is Losing It...
1> Grabs court reporter by the neck and screams,
"TALK, DAMN YOU! TALK!"
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