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The Top 15 Attractions at Michael Jackson's Amusement Park in Poland
15> The Jackson Siblings' Career Slide!
14> Kid Who Played Webster Petting Zoo
13> The Rusty Antique Moonwalk
12> The "Now Hold On Real Tight" Ride
11> The Hall Of Elizabeth Taylor's Ex-Husbands
10> Sign at park entrance which says, "You must be at least this
young to enter."
9> The "Design Michael's Face" Computer Graphics Pavilion
8> Michael himself supervises the Lost Children hut
7> Handy "Need a glove, take a glove; Have a glove, leave a
glove" boxes everywhere
6> Six Flags, depicting the 6 noses of Michael himself
5> "Candy from a Stranger" concession stands
4> "Touch The Kielbasa" Carousel
3> The Jackson dysfunctional family "get your ass on stage
and perform" karaoke bar
2> "Yeah, I'm Tito. You want a churro or not?"
and the Number 1 Attraction at Michael Jackson's
Amusement Park in Poland...
1> It's A Small Nose After All
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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