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The Top 15 Attractions at Michael Jackson's Amusement Park in Poland

15> The Jackson Siblings' Career Slide!

14> Kid Who Played Webster Petting Zoo

13> The Rusty Antique Moonwalk

12> The "Now Hold On Real Tight" Ride

11> The Hall Of Elizabeth Taylor's Ex-Husbands

10> Sign at park entrance which says, "You must be at least this
young to enter."

9> The "Design Michael's Face" Computer Graphics Pavilion

8> Michael himself supervises the Lost Children hut

7> Handy "Need a glove, take a glove; Have a glove, leave a
glove" boxes everywhere

6> Six Flags, depicting the 6 noses of Michael himself

5> "Candy from a Stranger" concession stands

4> "Touch The Kielbasa" Carousel

3> The Jackson dysfunctional family "get your ass on stage
and perform" karaoke bar

2> "Yeah, I'm Tito. You want a churro or not?"


and the Number 1 Attraction at Michael Jackson's
Amusement Park in Poland...


1> It's A Small Nose After All


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