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The Top 16 New Careers for Joe Camel

16> Spokescamel for "Double Hump" brand condoms.

15> Takes over for lame Matt LeBlanc as Joey on "Friends."

14> Working for the city filling potholes with tar hacked up from
his own lungs.

13> Not wanting to leave the lucrative cancer market, Joe signs on
with Hawaiian Tropic.

12> Overpaid administrative assistant for tobacco industry "friend",
Senator Jessie Helms.

11> Snapped up by Cadbury, he's now Joe Caramello.

10> Back to being just another big, dumb, flea-ridden, ill-tempered
pack animal.

9> Now known as Joe Crack -- "Please don't tell me *this* stuff
is bad for you, too!!"

8> Spitting on the tourists at Disneyland France

7> Stunt double for Bea Arthur

6> Watch Frank very closely. Report back to Kathie Lee every
couple of hours.

5> New California TV ad says, "Joe Bud has just the prescription
for you!"

4> Convince Michael you're a giraffe. Get cushy gig at
Wonderland Ranch where you can still work with kids.

3> Pitching new cereals -- "NicoPuffs" and "NicoPuffs with Butts"

2> Retired to the rendering plant, Joe becomes the "smoky
goodness" in 1,000 bags of pet food.


and the Number 1 New Career for Joe Camel...


1> "J. Camel - Private Dick"



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