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• Dumb Men Jokes 1. Grow your own dope- Plant a man 2.
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• Housework, if done right, can kill you.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea!
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Unknown The theater usher quickly dashed down front where a man was crawling around on his hands and knees.
  Sir," he said, "you're disturbing several people around you....
• On their wedding night, Bob and Alice were in the honeymoon suite getting undressed for the big occiasion.
  Bob turned to Alice and said, "I have to be honest with you sweetheart, I have never done this before" Alice replied "Don't worry Bob...
• A guy opened up a new bar, but he couldn't think of a name for it, so one of his friends suggested that he name the bar after the first lady to walk in.
  Good idea," replied the proud owner. Later that day a young lady, wear- ing a small, tight mini-skirt that revealed velvety, tanned legs, walked in and applied for a job as a cocktail waitress....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....