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  The bartender reluctantly let the dog in, and the pooch sat quietly as the game progressed....
• For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog.
  When he found out I was Jewish, he bit me! He was a wonderful watchdog....
• A blind man walks into a store with a seeing eye dog.
  He takes the dog by the tail, and starts to spin it in circles!...
• Blind Man A blind man and his guide dog went into a department store to do some shopping.
  all of a sudden, the man picked his dog up by the tail and started swinging him around in circles....
• This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
  ... Now read without the word dog....
• Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
• Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women ** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
  ** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• A Nice Jewish Dog... A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog.
  So he calls him Irving. He can't wait to show him off to his neighbor, so when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Irving into the house, bragging about how smart he is....
• "Mommy, mommy, I hate running around in the same circles!&quo