Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones. "Brown,
your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!" Farmer Brown was
a bit surprised, but replied, "Well, how do you know it was him?"
Jones came back, "Because it's his name that's spelled out." Farmer
Brown was still not convinced anything was wrong. "Gee, Jones, I
don't see anything wrong with that." This really outraged Farmer
Jones. "Consarn it, Brown, don't you think I know my own
daughter's handwriting when I see it?"
