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I Once Knew A Medical Man Who Loved Frozen Daiquiris.
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I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris. He was at a
bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the
ceiling fell into the glass. So I said that it was a hickory
daiquiri, doc!
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I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
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