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• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
  The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
• They went into the bar and the gentleman ordered a bottle of their best champagne.
  The bartender brought the champagne. When he approached the couple, he noticed that the gentleman had a very small man sitting on his shoulder....
• What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
  Hey, I'm a fun guy! A man was sitting in a bar and noticed that all the women were paying attention to this real geeky guy....
• An Embarrassing Problem: A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
  He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• A dyslexic agnostic mouse ball walked into a bar. The bartender, tired of having to kick out strings, welcomed him but since he didn't look 21 asked him for his ID.
  The ball rolled around and showed the bartender an Iraqi driver's license that proved his age....