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• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... Hitchhikers won't get in the car with you....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... There are enough empty beer cans in your truck that if you turned them all in, you could buy another six-pack....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your john deere hat fell off.
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... Every socket in your house breaks a fire code....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... All of your four letter words are two syllables....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... <BR><BR> You're afraid to wash your car because it may stop running....
• You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
  You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....