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YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... During Your Wedding, When You Kissed The Bride, Your John Deere Hat Fell Off.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your john deere hat
fell off.
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You know you're a redneck if your most successful pick-up line is, "Hey Baby, nice tooth!
You know you're a redneck if your daughter gets married and all the wedding guests sit on the same side of the church....
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... In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your mouth....
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