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YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
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YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... Hitchhikers won't get in the car with you....
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................... You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner....
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... There are enough empty beer cans in your truck that if you turned them all in, you could buy another six-pack....
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your john deere hat fell off.
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... Anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living....
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... All of your four letter words are two syllables....
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... <BR><BR> You're afraid to wash your car because it may stop running....
You know you're a redneck if: Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs....