The Importance Of Advance Planning
The Husband Of A Woman I Used To Work With Held Up A Domino's That
Was Located Directly Across The Street From The Police Station.
The husband of a woman I used to work with held up a Domino's that
was located directly across the street from the police station. When
he left the store, the employee from Domino's went outside and said
to the policeman standing across the street that he had just been
robbed.
A couple of years later (and time served), her husband was released
on parole. While on parole, he stole a money bag from an employee of
an area college. After taking the money bag, he proceeded to get on
a city bus to make his getaway. The bus was pulled over and off to
jail he went again.
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