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• The Importance of Having the Proper Identification -- Take Two This actually happened in Brandon, Mississippi, in 1996
  One very "bright" fellow stole blank checks then tried to cash one of them he had forged....
• The Importance of Advance Planning The husband of a woman I used to work with held up a Domino's that was located directly across the street from the police station.
  When he left the store, the employee from Domino's went outside and said to the policeman standing across the street that he had just been robbed....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• The Importance of Remaining Calm The "On-Time Delivery" section of Collage #318 reminded me of a couple of incidents that occurred in 1994 when I worked at Domino's Pizza in Portland
  Maine (a place I now refer to as the Evil Empire, but that's another story)....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• Here are some lessons leaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers.
  Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money....
• Herewith ten easy lessons gleaned from the experiences of a number of would-be robbers.
  ... 1) PICK THE RIGHT BACK - You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....