A man went into a convenience store in Melbourne, Florida, to rob
it. He decided that just taking the money wasn't good enough; he
wanted the whole cash register. The man grabbed the register and
began to flee.
Just one catch: He forgot to unplug the register.
In the process of trying to run out with the still-plugged-in
register, Brainiac ended up dragging along most of the countertop
merchandise. While he struggled to get out with the plugged-in
register in his hands, the store's cashier grabbed a bat and started
pounding the robber's car.
Oh, and did I mention that the entire thing was videotaped by the
store's security camera?!
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