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Twas the Night before Crisis 'Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house, Not a program was working not even a browse.
The programmers were wrung out too mindless to care, ...
30 Ways to Cope With Stress 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.
See how many you can do at a time. 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa....
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomac...
Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Barbecue 10. Everything on the grill has a long, thin tail 9.
To avoid burning, chicken breasts are covered in Coppertone 8....
Top 10 Added Scenes for The Lost World Director's Cut 10.
AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A TOUGH DAY?!! The following is taken from a Florida newspape
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen....
STUPID LAWS - CANADA: - Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
(since not all silly, outdated laws are from the US) 1. It is i...
The Top 15 Surprises in Bill Gates's New Mansion 15> Sign over king-sized bed declares, "Use of the Words 'micro' and 'soft' strictly prohibited while in bedroom.
14> No paintings, bu...

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