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weevils Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.
One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
Who Shot My Paw? A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw....
The birds and the worm Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil.
They see a worm on the other side. So... the one flies over and the other o...
Unknown A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge....
molecules Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!...
The Importance of Not Being Seen -- Take One The following story was reported some years ago in the Las Vegas Su
A man approached the cashiers' cage at Binion's Horseshoe in downtown Las Vega...
The Importance of Not Being Seen -- Take Two I just found your Stupid Criminal Hall of Shame, and I think it's great!
I have one for you, from Peoria, Illinois (my home town). I'm not sure when thi...
The Importance of Not Being Seen -- Take Two I just found your Stupid Criminal Hall of Shame, and I think it's great!
I have one for you, from Peoria, Illinois (my home town). I'm not sure when thi...
The Importance of Selecting the Proper Weapon The following account was reported on the television news and in the Dallas newspapers.
I don't remember the exact date, but it must have been about 20...

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