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BATS This one bat returned from a long hard day's work of collecting blood.
fire A farmer rushed to his phone one day to report that his nearest neighbor's house was on fire.
He promptly called 911 to report the fire....
If They Married If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster.
<BR><BR> If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea...
Prom The photographer in the office next to mine was sending out prom pictures, when her little girl started asking about proms.
She explained all about them. While going through the shots, they...
a bad cough A fellow with a bad cough comes into the pharmacy, walks up to the counter and asks for the pharmacist.
A young clerk tells him that the phamacist is not available. The man asks the you...
Australian Joke This Australian truck driver is looking for a long distance driving job in Adelaide.
He gets offered a job driving a load of bowling balls to Darwin. He's not too keen on this , bu...
Bacon and Sausage A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of bacon in a large fryng pan.
MARCH ON THE HICKS The HICKS: The Homebound Investigative Curmudgeon Knockout Syndrome.
Last week, my fellow Marchers, we set the cadence....
Two Eskimos Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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