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WEB INDUSTRY TERMINOLOGY Dilberted To be exploited and oppressed by your boss.
Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character....
The Top 15 Ways to Beat the Heat in Hollywood 15> Pee Wee Herma
Duck into an adult movie theater... huh?... Oh, *heat*?...
Midnight Phone Call A man's business trip is cancelled and he is at home with a rather nervous wife.
They go to bed, but about midnight, the phone rings. The man rolls over and answered... ...
THE TALENTED HAMSTER A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it....
Drinking Guidelines Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste
hirt front is wet. Fault : Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face....
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE
Ways to Annoy Others 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage"....
THE TOP 22 POLITICALLY CORRECT WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID 22) A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
21) The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 20) Couldn't pour water out of a boot with i...
The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes 15> ...and Ms.
Reno says, "Yeah, and it's DEEP, too!" 14> ....
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