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TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU NEED FAMILY COUNSELING As part of a seminar I recently attended on stress in the workplace, I was given a packet which included a family stress test.
Our family found...
Top Ten Signs a Mafia Boss is Nuts 10. Keeps ordering hits on "that bas*^% Al Capone" 9.
Had a guy whacked because he thought he was working for Batman 8....
Top Ten New Slogans for the Tobacco Industry 10. "Cigarette
They're like Big Macs for your lungs!" 9. "If you stop smoking, Joe Camel will come to your house and put the hurt on you" 8....
The Top 15 Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station 15> Breakfast, lunch & dinner, every day -- Van DeCamp's Pork-and-Beans-in-a-tube.
14> "Dear Dmitri: We at Mutual of Kazakhsta...
3 old ladies Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful....
Monkeying around.. This is just too funny. The local zoo has a new habitat for a pair of lions who have just arrived.
In an article in today's Globe, one of the zookeepers is rela...
Politically Correct No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired.
You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed....
What if___________ toasters? If IBM made a toaster, it would be big and blue and they would make just one toaster to which people would submit bread for overnight toasting.
IBM would project an e...

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