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IDIOTS *GOING* TO PRISON A woman was reporting her car, which she had been attempting to sell, as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.
The policeman taking the report called the...
CAREFUL WHERE YOU PLACE THINGS A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion.
After laboriously pulling, stretching, and tacking the carpet, he finally finished, and...
BEST EXCUSE NOT TO GET CHARGED WITH SPEEDING A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mi...
You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
.. - You...
Signs that your cat is hanging around with the wrong crowd
* One day, without your permission, he gets his ears pierced....
Top Ten Summer Fun Tips from the Unabomber 10. Light-colored, loose-fitting hooded sweatshirts 9.
If you're having trouble lighting the barbecue, try Napalm 8....
My Friend Steve One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the hou...
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
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The Top 15 Things Overheard in Roswell, NM, This Week 15> "Man, I coulda saved NASA a heap o' money.
I done been to Mars and it ain't nuthin' but a buncha rocks." 14> "Isn't that La...

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