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THE OPTIMIST AND THE NON-OPTIMIST An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist (a non-optimist) sees only the worst.
An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist ca...
Life Hints 1. If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx.
2....
DOS Users Anonymous DOS Users Anonymous is a new 12-step group, patterned after the 12 steps for recovery of Alcoholics Anonymous, Overeaters Anonymous, Al-Anon Family Groups, etc.
The heart of...
Cool things about being the world's fastest man 10.
Allowed to race wearing nothing but a "World's Fastest Man" sash....
HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
KEEPING MY PACKED POWDER DRY Skiing. I could think of no good reason to go back up there.
10 RULES FOR FEMALE AOL'ers 1.
BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN...
Allegations Against Al Gore 10. Has been covering up the fact that Janet Reno is his identical twin brother 9.
Made hilarious prank fundraising calls under the name "Jerky Al" 8. Before Cabi...
Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder... Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

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