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The 3 bears The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.
Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live w...
Least Popular Items in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Gift Shop 10.
Keyrings made from the Rolling Stones' old hip bones....
Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous cultu...
Proverbs A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.
She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest....
PC Messages A somewhat improved Glossary of Your PC's Messages By Kevin Pease It say
Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving....
Heavenly Entrance Exam The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself....
You've Seen 'Titanic' One Too Many Times 10. You keep asking your bus driver if there are enough lifeboats.
9. You just released a rap album under the name "Ice Berg." 8. Your typical diary e...
Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House 10.
Ask Hillary, "So which number mistress are you?" 9....
THE FIRST REALIZATIONS THAT YOU'RE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE **You're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.
**Beers at lunch get you reprimanded. **College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead...
PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will neve...

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