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• Q: Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory? A: He couldn't concentrate.
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  The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream....
• Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for their order.
  I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice." the first man says....
• Tourist class in an airplane. Two arabs in the window and centre seats, a Jew is on the aisle.
  The arabs ask the jew if he'll get them some orange juice so they won't have to crawl over him....
• The Mailman's Last Day! It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
  When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope....
• Why Is An Orange Orange???
• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...