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• 415. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
  A: Because it said 'concentrate'....
• Q: Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory? A: He couldn't concentrate.
• Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot.
• A sonic screwdriver is Vodka and orange juice going Mach 2.
• Wear the most obnoxious orange hat that you can find.
  Convince you roommate and everybody else that if they do not wear an orange hat, they will be hit by stray bullets....
• In an effort to boost orange juice sales in predominantly continental breakfast eating England, a campaign was devised to extol the drink's eye-opening, pick-me-up qualities.
  Hence the slogan, "Orange juice. It gets your pecker up....
• Eat an entire bag of cheese curls at once. When you are finished, see how many times you can make orange fingerprints from all of the cheese junk left on your fingers.
• A very poor couple had just been married and all they could afford was to share a house with an elderly couple.
  What's worse is that they have to sleep on the top half of a bunk bed, while the older couple slept on the lower half....
• I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!