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• California, so little snow, so many flakes.
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• Computer Dictionary 386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of buying a PC.
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• Draft Dodger Rag by Phil Ochs [annotated for Danforth Quayle] Oh I am just a typical American boy [with a filthy rich grandpa] > from a typical American town [where my daddy runs the newspaper] I believe in God and Senator Dodd and keeping old Castro down.
  [not to mention Daniel Ortega] And when it came my time to serve I knew better dead than red, [or is it better red than dead?...
• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
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