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  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• Baby Names A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.
  Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't want to name them without him seeing them first....
• What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man.
• Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
  He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?...
• There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.
  The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke....
• The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes 15> ...and Ms.
  Reno says, "Yeah, and it's DEEP, too!" 14> ....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....