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• hree strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether or not to have a drink.
  The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....
• There were these two strings walking down the road when they came to a bar.
  They decided to stop in and have a few drinks. So they sat down at a table and noticed that they were not going to be served....
• A dyslexic agnostic mouse ball walked into a bar. The bartender, tired of having to kick out strings, welcomed him but since he didn't look 21 asked him for his ID.
  The ball rolled around and showed the bartender an Iraqi driver's license that proved his age....
• Three vampires walk into a bar. the first one says "I'll have a pint of blood".
  The second one says "That sounds good! I'll have the same"....
• New Rating System Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
  .. They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by....
• A man walks into a cake shop, goes up to the counter and asks for a doughnut.
  The assistant picks up a pair of silver tongs, retrieves a doughnut and places it on a dish....
• Who Says The Irish Drink Too Much? Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
  After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland....
• The same cowboy rides into another town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
  He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling....
• A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
  So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...