So, Little Boy, Who In Your Family Do You Look Like?

So, Little Boy, Who In Your Family Do You Look Like?

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"So, little boy, who in your family do you look like?"
"I look like my father!"
"Ah, I see! And you little girl, which one of your parents do you look like?
"I look like my mommy!"
"How about you, Sally, who do you look like?"
"I don't look like my mommy or my daddy, I look like the postman!"

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