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  "Yes, sir, can I help you ?" asks the assistant. "I'd like a wasp, please", said the man....
• A man walks into a cake shop, goes up to the counter and asks for a doughnut.
  The assistant picks up a pair of silver tongs, retrieves a doughnut and places it on a dish....
• This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator.
  He sets the the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve cajuns in this bar?...
• A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything.
  Out the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall....
• A farmer is about to visit his wife at hospital. He enters (at non-visiting hours), and is asked to sit down and wait.
  After half an hour, he began to be a bit nervous, so he started walking....
• Can you count," asked the golfer to the caddy asking for a job.
  Yes sir," said the boy. "Can you add," asks the golfer....
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• This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
  I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it", the doctor asks?...