Men & Women:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand
her at all.
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Married men lived longer than single man,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does.
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after marriage.
