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• Q: How do you double the price of a yugo? A: Fill up the gas tank.
• HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
  CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!...
• If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
  because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• What is the difference between LADA and AIDS? You can still palm AIDS off to someone else.
• Q: What's the difference between 2 Jehova's witnesses and a Lada?
  A: You can shut the door on 2 Jehova's witnesses....
• Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
  A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards......
• A nun is driving her (well, the convent's) car through some very lonely countryside.
  The car stops and she notices there is no petrol left....
• What does a Lada buyer do to look sophisticated? Wear dark glasses.
  But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?...
• Q:" How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....