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Have You Lived In This Village All Your Life?" "No, Not Yet."....
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"Have you lived in this village all your life?"
"No, not yet."....
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English Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here? Cornish Farme
Aye. English Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it? Cornish Farme...
An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough.
In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in the water....
VIKINGS HOME JOURNAL (Todays Journal for the modern viking) * Three fast and tasty village dog recipes for the working viking who doesn't have all day to cook.
* War wound stitchery-Don't throw away those severed body parts....
Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so* depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, yet all I get to do is answer the phone....
Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?
Once upon a time, there was a village. The people in the village were extremely conservative.
No one talked about sex. Newlyweds had to figure out how to do such business on their own because no one ever talked about it in their lifetime....
Old Jokes from the Deep SouthPX.z: What do riding a Jap motorcycle and having sex with a fat girl have in common?
It feels great until somebody sees you! . A Boy Scout, a priest, and Jesse Jackson are on a plane during the '84 elections....
The Cat, The Mice, and Heaven... One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know....
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