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• A Polish statistician refuses to fly after reading the alarmingly high probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane.
  Later he finds that the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low....
• A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane.
  When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage....
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
  ). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
• THE CAT & DUCK METHOD OF IFR FLYING: Today's flight age is an era highlighted with increasing emphasis on safety.
  Instrumentation in the cockpit and in the traffic control tower has reached new peaks of electronic perfection to assist the pilot during take-offs , flight , and landings....
• TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD 1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites 4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building
  he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married...
• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• Hinds' Law(s) of Computer Programming ===================================== 1.
  Any given program, when running, is obsolete. 2. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed....
• Instrument Flying... Most people wish to fly on the old gauges at one time or another but are prevented by the high cost of the instruments necessary for this form of flight.
  The following is a more or less known and extremely simple method which may be used by all....