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• 4 rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and 3 were always in accord against the fourth.
  One day, the odd rabbi out, with the usual "3 to 1, majority rules" statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher authority....
• PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
  As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
  One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey, would you like to do laundry tonight?...
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....