This guy is in a bar, talking to this rather nice woman.
He decides to try to get her to come home with him,
and so eventually he persuades her to come back for coffee.
So he's sitting there, on the sofa; they're on their 4th cup of Gold
Blend, and he's got to think of something pretty sharpish. "I know,"
he thinks, "I'll casually mention breakfast." So he looks up and
says, rather nonchalantly, "How do you like your eggs?"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...