An Old Jew And A Young Jew Are Travelling On The Train.

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An old Jew and a young Jew are travelling on the train. The young
Jew asks: "Excuse me, what time is it?" The old Jew does not
answer. "Excuse me, sir, what time is it?" The old Jew keeps
silent. "Sir, I'm asking you what time is it. Why don't you
answer?!" The old Jew says: "Son, the next stop is the last on
this route. I don't know you, so you must be a stranger. If I
answer you now, I'll have to invite you to my home. You're hand-
some, and I have a beautiful daughter. You will both fall in love
and you will want to get married. Tell me, why would I need a
son-in-law who can't even afford a watch?"

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