There are three Jewish mothers bragging about their sons. The first one
says "My son is very successful. He is the best lawyer in New York City."
The second one says "My son has done better than that. He is the best
Doctor in New York City." The third one says "My son has not done that well.
He does not have a very good job, and he is homosexual. But he has these two
great boyfriends....One is the best lawyer in New York City, and the other
is the best doctor in the city."
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Excerpted from the Empire State Surveyo New York Society of
Professional Surveyors, November 1990
One of the best examples of how ridiculous government paperwork can
be is illustrated by a recent case in Louisiana....