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Reply From Dad... Dear Son, I KNOw That AstroNOmy, EcoNOmics, And OceaNOgraphy Are ENOugh To Keep Even An HoNOr Student Busy.
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Reply from dad...
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even
an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a
NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
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