Naughty Johnny
It is near the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports,
and there's really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because it's
Friday afternoon and not much is happening. The teacher said, "Whoever
answers the questions I ask first, and correctly, can leave early today."
Little Johnny said to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm clever,
the answer's mine . . ."
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln."
The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go."
Johnny was mad Susie answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream?'"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King."
The teacher said "That's right Mary. You can go."
Johnny was even madder than before since Mary answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you?'"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy."
The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go."
Johnny was fuming as Nancy answered first.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these chicks
would keep their mouths shut!".
The teacher turned around and asked angrily, "Who said that?"
Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, SEE YOU MONDAY, TEACH!"
