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  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
• A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
  His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....