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• Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
• LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
  . He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?...
• Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
• Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
  Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
• Little Johnny Learns to Count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
  "Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good....
• Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
• Little Johnny Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
  Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?...
• Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave? Little Johnny
  Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbahaved?...
• Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Little Johnny: I get up early.