Home Sweet Home A Policeman Sees An Old Man Sitting On A Park Bench Crying.

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Home Sweet Home
A policeman sees an old man sitting on a park bench crying. "What's the
matter" asks the cop.
The old man replies, "I'm married to a 21 year old gorgeous girl. She's
smart, she has a great sense of humor, she has the most beautiful body I've
ever seen, and she loves me and she loves sex."
The cop replies, "Man, that sounds great! Why in the world are you crying?"
The old man whimpers, "I can't remember where I live!"
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It all depends upon the interpretation....
An English professor wrote the words "woman without her man is nothing" on
the blackboard and directed her students to punctuate it correctly.
The male students wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The female students wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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