How to Identify Where a Driver is From...
A. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
B. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
C. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston
D. One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.
With gun in lap: L.A.
E. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in California.
F. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat: Italy
G. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
mind on game: Seattle
H. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds
bag out the window: Texas city male
I. One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed
steadily at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around
a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas
country male
J. One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to
keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering
the car, chrome . 38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the
glove compartment: Texas female
K. Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans
on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia
L. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
driving 15 mph on the state highway and city streets in the left lane with
the left blinker on: Altus, OK
