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• LOUISIANA DWI A young man was pulled over by the Louisiana state police for speeding.
  The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window....
• Logic These two redneck fellas think that they've moved pretty far up in the world, and that the only way that they can better themselves is to further their education.
  So the one goes to the college administrator to sign up for some classes....
• Redneck Census Form Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name
  [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age...
• Application to go on the Jerry Springer Show: Last name
  ________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack What does everyone call you?...
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
  Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?...