Look Out For The Following Computer Viruses!
LEWINSKY VIRUS
-- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about
what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
-- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
-- Quits after two bytes.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
-- Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to
200 MG.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
-- Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
-- Disks can no longer be inserted.
DISNEY VIRUS
-- Everything in your computer goes Goofy :).
PROZAC VIRUS
-- Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
-- Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
-- Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
-- Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it
through Windows.
VIAGRA VIRUS
-- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
CLINTON VIRUS
-- Gives you a 6 inch hard drive with NO memory.
